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A word from the Vampire Maman on being polite. Don’t be a Troll.
Nobody likes Trolls. A message, from the parenting blogger – something you might not have learned from your parents. If you don’t have anything nice to say then just shut the F up. Just don’t say it –...
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The Dusk and Dawn of High School
Last night the sunset glowed red like fire. I tried to get a picture of it but the auto correct make it out to be a dull afternoon sky. My son Garrett and his friends Randy and Josh were sitting...
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A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?
____________________________ My daughter (age 14) informed me that at least 600 of the 1,000 boys at her school have sent photos of their, um, “junk” to girls. This is unsolicited junk. I suppose that...
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What Kind of Meat are You?
Way back when, back before I had teenagers, back before I knew what a blog was, back when Microsoft had Front Page and we did html by hand… The kids were playing Club Penguin and I discovered Facebook....
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When a friendship fails
When your kids are small friends come and go. When those friendships last for years then fail it can be hard. One of Clara’s long time forever friends is no longer a forever friend. They are in high...
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Ask Juliette: Internet Trolls, and a few other items of great importance.
Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire, Advice for Everyone) is a regular feature here at VampireMaman.com All questions are from my readers. If you have a question about anything (and I mean anything) just send...
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Dear Pants on Fire,
I’ve been receiving (flooded with) a bunch of emails lately from people who say things like: My article would fit your blog. My colleague told me about your blog. Mommy Bloggers like you. You share our...
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Ask Juliette: Political Fall Out, Social Media, Teens, and Vampires
Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a somewhat regular feature at vampiremaman.com If you have a question about parenting, relationships, vampires, or anything – just ask. Leave a...
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Half a dozen teens ate Tide Pods. About half a million people tweeted about it. Twenty million believed that half a million kids were eating Tide Pods. Thirty Million posted memes on Facebook about...
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Dear Social Media Friends, I am in no mood to “share” generic cause posts on FB. I will not do math problems. Every answer will be zero. I will not find the panda in a sea of other animals. I will not...
View ArticleI spilled half a littler box of used cat litter down my shirt
Venting Musings At Home With the Vampires Amid the Lockdown Today I spilled half a littler box of used cat litter down my shirt. I was attempting to dump the box of used litter into a bag and well… I...
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We all can get a bit snarky, sarcastic, gross, and disgusting at times. We can use those terms I just used to be funny orContinue reading
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